Darlene crashes Mark’s college trivia night to prove how smart she is; Neville finds out the money he loaned Dan was used for something other than its intended purpose.
With Mark and Mary’s help, Jackie convinces Dan to build a chicken coop in the backyard so the family can eat organic eggs, but from a bird’s-eye view, it appears…
Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the festivities, which include a game of Truth or Dare; the…
Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.
Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family–and a fantasy about two hunks.
As a tornado spins through Lanford, a storm is brewing inside the Conner house over the whereabouts of Jackie who hasn’t returned from her trip to the market.
Dan and Roseanne disagree about where to spend a romantic 15th anniversary; Becky refuses to dissect a frog in biology class; Darlene finds her paper route more than she can…
Roseanne and Jackie help Crystal drown her sorrows over breaking up with her lover by taking her to the Lobo Lounge for a few pink squirrels and a pep talk.