Max makes up a disease to get out of gym class. Meanwhile, Alex finds out her art teacher is a 16-year-old girl, and turns her back. This results in art,…
Parker, Booth’s son, discovers a corpse’s finger in a bird’s nest, causing the team to launch an investigation to try to find the rest of the body. After finding the…
Lorelai’s stint in the Stars Hollow High School local business success speakers forum gets derailed by some controversial personal questions, much to the delight of Luke and the consternation of…
Just when the ER is understaffed and swamped, two children who were brought in turn out to have full blown smallpox. The entire ER must be locked down. The staff…
Max tries to stop Alex and Kyle from being buried alive in a cave filled with glowing blue crystals; Isabel is kidnapped by Grant Sorenson possessed by the alien parasite…
Michael and Maria flee from Roswell after helping Laurie DuPree escape from the police, and Max learns that a deadly parasite was released into Earth’s atmosphere when their ship crashed…
Jerry, George and Elaine return from their trip to India that they don’t want to talk about. Sue Ellen calls the wedding off and Nina doesn’t want George or Jerry….
As the big day grows nearer, George and Susan order their invitations. Susan lets him choose the cheap ones. George tries to think of a way out. Elaine suggests smoking…
After George makes an off-hand remark to a married couple with a rocky relationship, Jerry and Elaine wait in anticipation of their inevitable separation. Elaine sports a new hairstyle, starts…
Jerry uses Elaine to prove that a sales clerk is wrong about his looking at an expensive jacket. Elaine is picked up by the clerk. George has an unwanted house…
George is happy because he has a three-month reprieve. The wedding is delayed until June (just in time for the end of the May sweeps and a cliffhanger!). Meanwhile he…
Susan’s old roommate from college, Sally Weaver, gives Jerry a package that she wants him to be careful with; which he is, but he loses his own package in the…
Kramer continues to play with the cable guy. George’s obsession with Marisa makes Susan suspicious. Elaine calls Jerry in Florida and tells him she wants to come and join him….
Jerry surprises his parents by buying them a new Cadillac, when his last job really pays well. Kramer, who now knows how much Jerry makes, says it will change their…
Elaine sees a girl’s bike she wants, but she strains her neck trying to getting the bike down from the wall. In pain she promises the bike to whoever fixes…
Kramer befriends a caddy, who helps him to improve his golf game and offer his other advice. George’s bosses consider him for a promotion when they think he is so…
Elaine is dating a jazz saxophonist who’s sponge-worthy but ”he doesn’t really like to do everything.” Jerry tells one of the members of his band that the saxophonist and Elaine…
Jerry finds the number of girl he wants to contact on Kramer’s AIDS walk sponsor list. After finding out that her preferred method of birth control is only available in…
Elaine has tickets for a historical clothing exhibit and realizes that she has no female friends; Jerry suggests that she ask Susan. Kramer suggests that is the wrong move and…
While on their way to the ”soup place” Elaine finds an antique armoire she wants. George makes a mistake while trying to get his soup from the ”Soup Nazi.” Elaine…
George is feeling the pressures of his relationship with Susan and decides that he needs to help a security guard that works at her uncle’s store. Kramer’s friend ”Maestro,” makes…
Elaine’s dog problem is solved by a neighborly rabbi with a cable show. Kramer’s involvement in the dognapping worries him when he finds out about its impact on his permanent…
Jerry and George reevaluate their relationships with women, so they make ”a pact” to change their ways, though Jerry doesn’t know it. Elaine has a problem sleeping in her new…
Rehearsals for the pilot begin. Russell’s obsession with Elaine begins to affect his work. George asks TV Kramer about the raisins. The real Kramer might be forced to work on…
Jerry and George get the green light to produce Jerry, the pilot for the series based on their ”nothing” lives. Russell Dalrimple, the president at NBC behind the pilot, is…
The strong body odor of a valet is left in Jerry’s car. George can’t believe it when he spots Susan holding hands with another woman. Elaine loses her current boyfriend…
Elaine is humiliated when she accidentally shows a bit too much on her Christmas card photo, that she has sent out to everyone she knows. Jerry has a date with…
After much procrastination, George and Jerry strain to think of an idea for their TV series a few hours before a meeting with NBC executives. Jerry finds out a girl…
”Crazy” Joe leaves Jerry a message saying he will put the ”kibosh” on him. Kramer has tickets for the opera, Pagliacci, and everyone is going including Elaine and her boyfriend…
Jerry and George begin to work on the pilot for the series they pitched to NBC. Jerry says the wrong thing while ”messing” around with one of Elaine’s co-workers. George…
Jerry’s girlfriend, Naomi has a laugh that sounds like ”Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer,” and when she hears George’s message to Jerry, she breaks up with him. So instead,…
Jerry has dinner with his parents and Uncle Leo. Women, who’s paying and the watch are all discussed. Elaine uses Kramer as ”her boyfriend” in trying to fool her shrink….
Jerry’s parents come to town to see a back specialist, they hear about ”Crazy” Joe not liking Jerry and ask about the watch they gave him. George ”negotiates” the deal…
Kramer suffers side effects from his head injury. NBC gives Jerry and George another meeting and on the way, Jerry throws out a watch his parents gave him. He then…
NBC executives ask Jerry to come up with an idea for a TV series. George decides he can be a sitcom writer and comes up with ”nothing.” Kramer trades a…
October 6, 1979: An aspiring dancer working as a waitress in a strip club is in danger of being led into a life of prostitution unless Sam, as ”Rod the…
