Barney Martin

Jerry and George discuss the movies and George’s desire to get his fifteen minutes of fame. Kramer is off to the beach. Elaine calls a friend, whose father is in…

The videotape Kramer made is played for the jury. When the NBC executives arrive, George forgets about the trial for a moment and complains loudly about the plane. The prosecution…

Kramer ”hangs-out” more than usual at Jerry’s place. Jerry spots Uncle Leo shoplifting. George takes a large book into the bathroom with him. Kramer and Newman plan to implement Kramer’s…

Jerry buys his dad a $200 Wizard organizer for a birthday present. George receives a message from Susan’s parents, the Rosses. Jerry and George debate about the race of Elaine’s…

Jerry has an encounter with an Exacto knife and ends up having an infusion of 3 pints of Kramer’s blood infused into him because Kramer decided to store his blood….

A woman mistakes George for her boyfriend Neil, a guy who looks just like him. This intrigues George; he wants to meet Neil. Jerry is going to Florida to help…

Jerry’s girlfriend, Ellen, seems perfect in every way, but everyone else seems to have a problem with her. George interviews candidates for the Foundation’s first scholarship. The candidates seem over-qualified,…

Jerry’s parents sell the Cadillac to Jack Klompus for $6000 in order to give Jerry some money to help him out. They along with Kramer suggest that Jerry might try…

Everyone makes a comment about a bad check of Jerry’s that is on display at Marcelino’s store. Through the Foundation, George gets the opportunity to visit a women’s prison. He…

Elaine gets a physical for a pending trip with Peterman to Africa. Her physical test results show positive for opium, so Peterman fires her. Jerry’s parent are in seclusion in…

Kramer continues to play with the cable guy. George’s obsession with Marisa makes Susan suspicious. Elaine calls Jerry in Florida and tells him she wants to come and join him….

Jerry surprises his parents by buying them a new Cadillac, when his last job really pays well. Kramer, who now knows how much Jerry makes, says it will change their…

Jerry is disgusted when he finds out he was eating pecans that were just in his girlfriend’s mouth. George finds a doodle that his girlfriend drew of him. Kramer is…

Elaine’s friend, a physical therapist, whom Jerry must ”kiss hello,” has an old style hairdo, that Jerry and Elaine want Kramer to comment on. Jerry’s grandmother wants him to open…

Jerry and his girlfriend get some time alone with each other at a movie, Schindler’s List, they don’t see it; however, Newman sees it and them. A delay in the…

Jerry’s parents are staying with him while they wait to take their trip to Paris and he’s just returned from three weeks on the road can’t get anytime alone with…

A girlfriend poses as Jerry’s wife so she can get a dry cleaning discount. George uses the shower at the health club as a bathroom and is afraid of being…

Jerry and George get the green light to produce Jerry, the pilot for the series based on their ”nothing” lives. Russell Dalrimple, the president at NBC behind the pilot, is…

Rehearsals for the pilot begin. Russell’s obsession with Elaine begins to affect his work. George asks TV Kramer about the raisins. The real Kramer might be forced to work on…

No thanks to Elaine, Jerry must work hard to prove he is straight when a college reporter mistakenly reports that he and George are gay, ”not that there is anything…

Jerry has dinner with his parents and Uncle Leo. Women, who’s paying and the watch are all discussed. Elaine uses Kramer as ”her boyfriend” in trying to fool her shrink….

Jerry’s parents come to town to see a back specialist, they hear about ”Crazy” Joe not liking Jerry and ask about the watch they gave him. George ”negotiates” the deal…

Teaser: Stephanie gives the tap shoes to Michelle. Main Synopsis: Joey feels like his life is going nowhere. He doesn’t want to read a bad review of his last performance,…

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a trip to Florida to visit his parents. There are temperature control problems in the condo, a back breaking sofa bed, a slight overdose of…

Rose has a new man, Carl, in her life but suddenly out of the blue Miles returns, still undercover in the Witness Protection Program. However, things get hairy when Carl…

Jerry’s parents come to town for a 50th anniversary party. Jerry bets Kramer that he won’t complete his plans to renovate his apartment with levels in a month. Jerry takes…

Vint’s dumb luck gets Mama dragged to a party with the ”beach bum” she’s been trying to avoid.

After Mama wins a trip to Hawaii on Jeopardy!, Mama and the family (plus Iola) say aloha!

Henry spends much of the day trying to call Chillings. When Henry finally does get Chillings on the phone, Chillings tells Henry that Punky has been placed with new foster…

In the beginning of a special 5 part: Henry shrugs it off when Punky sees fire trucks driving down the street outside the apartment building, then Henry gets a call…

The rapist returns to St. Eligius; Daniels stays on the job as Rosenthal leads most of the other nurses out on strike; Ellen persuades Dr. Craig to go to a…

Lana learns that Harry has a criminal record when she tries to find out his age to settle a bet.