David Feiss

A group of female bikers break into Cow and Chicken’s house, and start gnawing on their carpet. One of the bikers has a crush on Cow, and invites her to…

Boneless Chicken teaches Cow and Chicken how to properly fly kites at Lava Park. When Cow’s kite tangles with The Red Guy’s Kite, he then uses Boneless as his new…

The Red Guy sneaks a crow egg under Chicken’s covers while he sleeps. The next morning, Cow and Chicken find the egg, and Chicken comes to the conclusion that he…

Cow, Chicken, Mom, and Dad go on a safari in Africa, where they run out of gas. Cow and Chicken then find themselves at the mercy of laughing hyenas, and…

The school’s newspaper editor has been fired. Teacher then brings in The Red Guy, as reporter Geraldo Rearviewa to advise. He decides to produce a new school-news show, and makes…

Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl try out for the school’s sumo wrestling team. For being big and fat, Cow is the new team member. Soon, everyone fears her, and she…

Cow and Chicken’s class go on a field trip to the Cometorium, where Chicken is bored stiff. After getting hit by one of Dad’s golf balls (he was golfing right…

Chicken is tired of always having to do chores, so he chews Mom and Dad out, and runs away to be a bachelor with Cousin Boneless Chicken. One at Boneless’s…

Cow’s tongue rips out of her mouth and runs away. He then causes havock all over town, by hi-jacking someone of their motor-scooter, rolling around in someone’s gravy, and licking…

The Red Guy hosts a new late night talk show called ””Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast””, and reminds the viewers that tonight’s Halloween. Chicken calls in, and is instructed to…

The Red Guy is now Captain Butz Pirate, and wants to give Cow and Chicken pirate lessons. He takes them aboard his pirate ship in the middle of the duck…

Chicken, Flem, and Earl play a game of kickball. Cow’s udders kick the ball into the bushes, where Chicken, Flem and Earl discover a laughing puddle. After Flem and Chicken…

Mom and Dad decide to let Cow have a pet. She choose an anaconda, after it eats Chicken, and she hears his voice from inside the snake, and assumes the…

Cow writes a poetic play about a weenie, who is an outcast because he’s not delicious looking as the other weenies. Chicken, Flem, and Earl think it’s a crazy idea,…

Chicken, Flem, and Earl decide to sneak into the girl’s bathroom during the middle of the night. With Chicken suited up, he goes behind the pink door to discover a…

Cow and Chicken’s class takes a field trip to Folsom Prison. There, Chicken changes place with a prisoner, and causes riots by pantsing guards, and demands Pork Butts and Taters…

Cow and Chicken go to the arcade, and play the time machine. They find themselves back in a deserted time, where The Red Guy introduces them to the primortial soup….

Chicken and Flem are the victim of Butch, the school bully. But Butch soon finds himself the victim of the new school bully, Jimmy, along with Chicken and Flem. Cow…

Chicken is sick of the cafeteria’s food, which is nothing but a steady diet of ketchup. Since Chicken is against it, he has been banned from eating anything from the…

Crash Dive: Chicken build himself a wooden submarine, to use in the water. It’s a pretty good submarine too, it comes with a parascope and everything. Cow launches it into…

Chicken starts molting, and is convinced that he’ll get a dollar for every feather by the molting fairy. Chicken adds it up to $700, and decides to start an I.O.U….

After Cow and Chicken get one measly little crumb on the floor, Mom and Dad send them to military school, where they become emotionless, hard-boiled soldiers. Mom and Dad then…

The Red Guy is sick of being foiled by Super Cow, so he opens up a laundrimat for super heroes, in hope to find out who she really is. It…

Cousin, Boneless Chicken has been assigned to babysit Cow. She takes him outside to play catch, in which she throws him, and then catches him. At one moment, she tosses…

Cow wants to earn money to buy the new Crabs the Warthog Doll. So she gets a part-time job at the milk farm, where her milk is superb. Chicken decides…

Cow wishes to be a famous supermodel, and gets her 15 minutes of fame, when The Red Guy discovers her. She soon appears in magazines and buildboards, but soon becomes…